“The first rule of Fight Club: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club…”
Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or just don’t like movies), what you’ve just read is one of the most famous lines in film history.
Not just because it’s a cool line, but because of what it created…
After I watched this movie, I couldn’t stop thinking about one little thing…
“I want my own Fight Club”.
As soon as I said those words, my mind started racing…
Just think of all the possibilities…
The chance for you and me to square off and slug each other to death…

Just kidding.
I was thinking more along the lines of football…
Can you imagine an internet community which brings soccer savages like you together?
Well thanks to Fight Club, I’m proud to announce our very own online squad!

For a VERY LIMITED time, you have the chance to become a founding member of our community!
Hurry and get inside before we run out of space!

Now let me be clear, it’s still very early days and we don’t know what our club will eventually morph into…
 However, I promise we won’t turn into Project Mayhem and start blowing sh*t up.
That’s why we’ve dropped the regular admission price from $29.99 a month to…

$29.99 is already incredible value for money…
But if you sign up RIGHT NOW, you can lock in your incredible membership for just $11.99!
Do you think this sounds too good to be true?

We can’t keep the price this low forever, which is why within 48 hours, this deal will NEVER be seen EVER again!

I’m not kidding…
This is a one-time only offer…and… the clock is ticking…

However, if for whatever reason you don’t share our vision and want to cancel, no problem.
Simply let us know and we will give you a prompt and immediate refund.

But that’s not all…

We believe in Goluremi Nation so much that we are offering a 30 day, double your money back guarantee!
Yes, you read that right.
If you hate what we’ve put together for you, and you want nothing to do with us.
And I mean if you really can’t stand the idea of a Football Fightclub…
Hit us up and we’ll not only refund your $11.99, but we’ll also add on another $11.99 to compensate for your ANGER.
My team thinks I’m batsh**t crazy for doing this…
But I’m so convinced you’ll love being a part of the world’s FIRST EVER Football Fight Club, that you’d never even DREAM of wanting a refund.

But first,
Who the f**ck am I?
And why the f**ck should I join your kick-*ss club?

Let me give you a quick backstory:
I’m pretty sure you’re familiar with me,
But in case you’re not…
Let me tell you briefly about how I got started as a soccer player and where I want to go in the future…
Ever since I was born, football’s been in my blood…
My dad played for the Nigerian national team and as soon as I could run, I was kicking everything I could find.
Becoming a soccer player has always been my dream…
So when I was faced with the choice of staying in college or going pro…
I simply had to start playing.
But it wasn’t an easy decision…
In fact, my life had turned into a battle.
My parents wanted me to get through school to at least have something to fall back on…
I understood where they were coming from, but I wanted to fight for my footballing career.
Months went by and I wasn’t sure if I’d made the right decision…
Many of my friends had already been drafted…
While I was just painfully waiting, hoping I’d one day get that fateful call.
And fortunately, when I was close to tapping out, I got an offer from an MLS team, the Chicago Fire.
And the rest is history…
I had a pretty smooth career in the MLS for a few seasons before deciding to join the big leagues in Europe.
In 2008, I packed my bags and set off to a completely different place with a radically different culture.

In case you didn’t know,
Here’s a quick list of the countries I’ve played in:

As you can see, I’ve been around the block when it comes to playing pro football…
And heading to Europe was by far the best decision I ever made.
I’ve not only had an incredible career, but have also learnt 9 different languages (check out Goluremi Languages if this interests you).
My experience has brought me here, and I now feel I’m in a position to help you navigate the uncertain world of professional football.
By joining Goluremi Nation, you’ll have complete access to me and all of my teachings in one easy-to-use place.
But more importantly…
You’ll have a support group who will ride with you through anything.
There’s nothing we haven’t seen in pro football, and we can help you avoid all the pitfalls we’ve seen over our years as players.

But hurry, we’re only offering this ridiculous deal for the next 48 Hours!
After that, we simply HAVE to raise the price up to its normal $29.99 (seriously, my team is pissed at me!)

PLUS

You’re covered by our no questions asked, 30 day double-your-money-back guarantee.
I’ve made this deal an absolute no brainer for you.
Sign up, give it a try and if you don’t like it…
You’ll get DOUBLE what you put in!
Obviously, as a safety measure for myself and my team…
If you do ask for a refund, you will be banned from ever returning.

Think about Fight Club…
Do you think anyone can join Fight Club?
Do you think anyone can play for Real Madrid??
No.

For either of these clubs to work, you need to be invited.
This is officially your invite to join our community, but if you decide to quit…
I’ll give you double your money back…
But if you try to rejoin after already grabbing your refund…

Think again, buddy.

Goluremi Nation can’t afford to have any wishy-washy glory-hunters.
For my vision to work, I need people with a burning passion for the game of football!
I’m willing to bet you’re one of those people...
I bet you’ve been waiting years for an elite soccer community like this!

Well, now’s your chance,

Sign up right now for $11.99 before we raise it back to $29.99
And join the greatest Soccer community on the entire internet (I’m a bit biased lol)

Here’s the deal:

We’re launching a brand spanking new “members only” club which you have a chance to join right now!
What do you get? I’m glad you asked.
Goluremi Nation is the official ‘Fight Club’ for Footballers,
This doesn’t mean we’re going to kick the crap out of each other everyday…
Our ‘Fight Club’ is a group reserved for the biggest and best soccer enthusiasts in the world.
Absolutely no one else on the planet has put together a community like this,
Most other soccer “gurus” are too busy trying to sell you boring programs and overpriced mentorship calls.
What WE are doing is giving you the chance to join our exclusive discord community and laugh at all the losers who wish they could get in.

$80?

$50?

Well friend, you’re in for a shock…
Because for the next 48 hours…
We are offering you the chance to join for only $11.99!
So sign up right now, because as soon as the time is up, the price will go back to the normal $29.99 price.

We’ve literally taken all the risk out of your hands by offering a once in a lifetime…

30 Day, Double Your Money Back Guarantee

We believe in Goluremi Nation so damn much that we’re willing to not just give back your $11.99, but we’ll give you $23.99 just as a gift for trying us out!
But be warned, if you decide to leave our Football Fight Club…
You will NEVER be allowed back.
We’re more than happy to refund you double your money, but we can’t allow any old chump to sign up.

You’ve got the chance to join an elite Football force, we can’t allow indecisive people into the most prestigious soccer community to ever be created.
So if you’re ready to join Goluremi Nation…
With absolutely zero risk…
And receive all of the amazing goodies we’ve got in store for you…

Now, you have 2 choices…
Option one, you go on with the rest of your life and ignore everything you’ve just read…
Forget the Football Fight club…
Forget the incredible deal…
And forget all you can gain from joining Goluremi Nation…

Or,

You can take action right now and sign up for the first ever Football Fight Club which is guaranteed to change your life forever…
Act now and know what it’s like to be part of a brotherhood…
With zero risk whatsoever…
As well as an INSANE discount…